Tone Deaf Lyrics Download – Eminem LRC, PDF File

[ti:Tone Deaf ]
[ar:Eminem]
[lang:English]
[length:04:50.28]
[by:RC]
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[ve:v0.0.5]
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[00:00.29]Yeah, I’m sorry (huh?)
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[00:04.20]What did you say?
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[00:07.00]Oh, I can’t hear you
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[00:10.48]I have an ear infucktion and I cunt finger it out (out, haha)
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[00:13.76](I need Auto-Tune)
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[00:15.33]Yeah
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[00:15.54]It’s my alter-ego’s fault, these evil thoughts can be so dark
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[00:19.37]Cerebral palsy, three Zolofts
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[00:21.54]I eat those off to Rico Suave, look it up
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[00:24.17]Cadillac with a ladder rack in the back, with a cracked axel
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[00:26.83]A backpack full of Paxil
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[00:28.16]A black satchel, a nap sack and a flask full of ‘gnac and Jack Daniels
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[00:31.59]Girl, let’s go back, back to my castle (yeah)
[00:33.51]
[00:33.53]I don’t wanna hassle you, Alexandra
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[00:35.72]But my dick’s an acronym ’cause it stands for you (oh)
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[00:38.26]You, wait, Alexandra who? (Damn)
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[00:40.46]All I know is Friday, I met you (what?)
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[00:42.52]Saturday, I’ll probably forget you
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[00:44.24]Guess that’s what the Molly and X do (What the fuck?)
[00:46.42]
[00:46.46]’Cause who the fuck am I laying next to? (Eh)
[00:48.11]
[00:48.16]But ever since D-Nice “To tha Rescue”
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[00:50.24]Feel a fresh crew (uh), been a lab rat (yeah)
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[00:52.18]From a test tube (uh), I’m goin’ in like the red roof (Red Roof Inn)
[00:56.20]
[00:56.21]You don’t like it, eat a cock ’til your jaw breaks
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[00:58.14]Call it caught between a rock and a hard place
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[01:00.06]Like a sasquatch in a crawlspace
[01:01.45]
[01:01.49]’Cause you’re watching your heart race like you’re Scarface
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[01:03.41]In a car chase with the cops or an arcade
[01:05.56]
[01:05.59]Stuck inside of a Mario Kart race, stuck in saw blades
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[01:08.26]At a stop and a start pace
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[01:09.46]What I’m tryin’ to say is, I’m drivin’ ’em all crazy
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[01:12.13]I can’t understand a word you say (I’m tone deaf)
[01:16.04]
[01:16.07]I think this way I prefer to stay (I’m tone deaf)
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[01:20.05]I won’t stop even when my hair turns grey (I’m tone deaf)
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[01:23.89]’Cause they won’t stop until they cancel me (yeah, yeah)
[01:27.82]
[01:27.95]I see the rap game then attack the verses (uh)
[01:30.00]
[01:30.03]Turn into a graveyard packed with hearses (yeah)
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[01:31.98]Just like your funeral, I’m at your service (what?)
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[01:34.02]Pockets on stuffed like a taxidermist (woo)
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[01:36.31]Just landed in Los Angeles when this chick Angela and her grandmother in a tan
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[01:40.12]Colored van pulled up with a hand full of Xans
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[01:41.79]And a substantial amount of ganja, just to ask what my
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[01:44.12]Plans for the night are (yeah)
[01:45.81]
[01:45.85]I said sneakin’ to the Sleep Inn for the weekend and pretend it’s a five star
[01:49.78]
[01:49.83]Yeah, or leap into the deep end of the pool
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[01:52.14]I can show you where the dives are
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[01:54.34]We don’t even gotta drive far
[01:55.74]
[01:55.76]I know this spot that is so live
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[01:57.34]But I’m tryna get some head first, like a nose dive (haha)
[02:00.38]
[02:00.91]So many side chicks, can’t decide which to slide with and which should I ditch
[02:04.71]
[02:04.86]So when it comes to ass, bitch, I get behind like the Heimlich (yeah)
[02:08.81]
[02:09.08]Had one chick who liked to flip sometimes on some switchin’ sides shit
[02:12.00]
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[02:12.14]Pushed her out the side, kicked, then I flipped
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[02:13.95]The lil’ white bitch off like a light switch (bitch)
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[02:16.27]It’s okay not to like my shit
[02:18.04]
[02:18.19]Everything’s fine, drink your wine, bitch
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[02:19.89]And get offline, quit whinin’, this is just a rhyme, bitch
[02:22.55]
[02:22.58]But ask me, will I stick to my guns like adhesive tape?
[02:26.32]
[02:26.36]Does Bill Cosby sedate once he treats the cheesecake and the decent steak?
[02:29.91]
[02:29.94]You think gettin’ rid of me’s a piece of cake?
[02:31.62]
[02:31.66]I’m harder than findin’ Harvey Weinstein a date (Haha)
[02:33.97]
[02:34.15]And that’s why they say I got more lines than Black Friday
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[02:37.13]So save that shit for the damn library (shh)
[02:39.69]
[02:39.73]You heard of Kris Kristofferson? (Yeah) Well
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[02:41.71]I am piss piss off’ed-eson (oh)
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[02:43.39]Paul’s askin’ for Christmas off again
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[02:45.18]I said, “No, ” then I spit this song for him, it goes
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[02:48.18]I can’t understand a word you say (I’m tone deaf)
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[02:52.14]I think this way I prefer to stay (I’m tone deaf)
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[02:55.35]I won’t stop even when my hair turns grey (I’m tone deaf)
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[02:59.93]’Cause they won’t stop until they cancel me (yeah, yeah, yeah)
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[03:03.50]Bitch, I can make an orange rhyme with banana, oranana
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[03:07.33]Eating pork rinds, sword fightin’ in pajamas
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[03:09.35]At the crib, playin’ Fortnite with your grandma
[03:11.24]
[03:11.28]But I’m more like I’m 4’5″ with the grammar
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[03:13.22]Bitch, ’bout to show you why your five favorite rappers, can’t touch this
[03:15.75]
[03:15.80]But before I get the hammer, I should warn you I’m Thor-like in this manner
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[03:19.34]But the day I lose sleep over you critiquin’ me or
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[03:21.92]I ever let you cocksuckers eat at me
[03:23.55]
[03:23.59]I’d need to be a motherfuckin’ pizzeria
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[03:26.17]But you ain’t gettin’ no cheese from me
[03:27.69]
[03:27.84]I went from Lil’ Ceasers, BLT-ses, grilled cheeses
[03:31.28]
[03:31.32]Bein’ dirt poor to filthy rich, I’m still me, bitch
[03:34.25]
[03:34.29]Like a realtor, it’s realty, bitch (real talk)
[03:36.13]
[03:36.18]Aftermath, bitch, whole camp’s lit
[03:38.23]
[03:38.27]We put out fire, Dre stamps it
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[03:40.20]With my cohorts, hit up Bogart
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[03:42.26]Yeah, got your whole squad yellin’, “Oh, God”
[03:44.15]
[03:44.19]Here comes Marshall, with no holds barred
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[03:46.25]Bitch, I’m a hurricane, you’re a blow hard
[03:48.24]
[03:48.27]Like your old broad, she full of semen, like the coast guard
[03:51.32]
[03:51.46]And life’s been pretty good to me so far, for the most part
[03:54.24]
[03:54.27]Had a couple of run-in’s with popo, caught
[03:55.99]
[03:56.03]A couple assault charges, got a few priors like crowbars
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[03:59.24]Which is so odd ’cause I’m forty-eight now
[04:01.13]
[04:01.16]That 5-0’s startin’ to creep up on me like a patrol car
[04:04.20]
[04:04.22]I’ll be an old fart, but you don’t want no part, so bitch, don’t start
[04:07.14]
[04:07.17]Simmer down, compose yourself, Mozart
[04:09.23]
[04:09.27]I ain’t went nowhere, call me coleslaw
[04:11.31]
[04:11.36]’Cause I’m out for the cabbage and I’m so raw
[04:13.15]
[04:13.28]And if time is money, you have no clocks
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[04:15.21]And any folk caught within close proximity’s gettin’ Colt cocked
[04:18.01]
[04:18.02]My enemies I’m a chimney give me the smoke, opps
[04:20.33]
[04:20.38]And R.I.P. to King Von, and it don’t stop, and I know not
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[04:
24.33]What the fuck you say? I told y’all
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[04:26.10]It ain’t me, it’s my alter-ego’s fault
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[04:28.29]But if y’all wanna cancel me, no prob’
[04:30.17]
[04:30.20]I’ll tell you the same thing I told Paul
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[04:32.13]I can’t understand a word you say (I’m tone deaf)
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[04:36.07]I think this way I prefer to stay (I’m tone deaf)
[04:39.97]
[04:39.99]I won’t stop even when my hair turns grey (I’m tone deaf)
[04:43.89]
[04:43.94]’Cause they won’t stop until they cancel me (I’m tone deaf)
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